what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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