Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I just cut my nipple shaving
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
sex in a hospital.. check
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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