I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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