Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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