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it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once

(1-440): View more from Ohio

that is the greatest description ever

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(732): View more from New Jersey

im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

it's like her boobs came off with her bra

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(219): View more from Indiana

I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night

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(727): View more from Florida

Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I'm so hungover I can't taste anything

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(616): View more from Michigan

Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."

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