Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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