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Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....

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(408): View more from California

How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?

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(703): View more from Virginia

the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign

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I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again

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(312): View more from Illinois

Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.

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(518): View more from New York

He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.

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