I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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