I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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