he shaved USA in his pubs
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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