yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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