I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Randomize
