just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I think people are normalizing furries
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