Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
