About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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