kristin has been a bad kristin
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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