i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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