You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
there is puke in my bra ... again
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