are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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