you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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