you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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