Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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