We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You made out with two different species that night
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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