Fuck appropriateness.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
