So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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