Jerry, you need to find god
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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