jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
you win again, gameday.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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