in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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