But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I feel like death gave me a hand job
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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