How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
