so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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