It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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