You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
You're like the curious george of whores
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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