watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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