your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we're chasing vodka with high fives
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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