Cold hands, warm shart.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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