Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
