new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
this boner is exhausting
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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