Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
