Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I am naked and annoyed.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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