why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
