so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you win again, gameday.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
