we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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