if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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