Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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