That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
