This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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