So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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