We're like a lot better than the average bears
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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