Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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