I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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