I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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