New invention idea: vibrating tampons
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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