I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
How naked do you want me to be?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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